Catherine Friend
Catherine Friend

Meet the Ladies

Hi, my name is 117. I’m getting on in years, so thanks for not photographing my udder. I’m 704. I’m young. I’m a little skittish. In fact, when my babies are born, I plan to freak out. I’m 703, and I’m hoping for a spinal blocker. Maybe some Valium or oxycontin. Or put me under […]